Facebook reminding me that I had a really shitty year. PGP.

It’s lunchtime and I just realized my shirt is on inside out. PGP.

A one-year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club is $215. Griswold was an ungrateful SOB. PGP.

Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.

I had three Christmas cookies for breakfast today. PGP.

Going from living in a house filled with 30 of your best friends to a one bedroom apartment alone. PGP.

Haven’t seen the sun in nine days. PGP.

“You are a sad, strange, little man.” PGP.

“If you gave a fuck about your job as much as you do football…” -My Boss. PGP.

Utilizing clock management on Friday afternoons. PGP.