Sat in the bathroom so long that the lights turned off. PGP.

Friendly reminders are never friendly. PGP.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Slowly, but surely, I am becoming my mother. PGP.

Being sore from a coed slow pitch softball game. PGP.

I’m just trying to not throw up PGP

Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP

Hoping one of the newly graduated employees will be hot. PGP.

**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.