Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

The high I get when going rogue with my to-do list. PGP.

Found out today we’re moving offices, I don’t think I’ll be here long enough to worry about the move. PGP

When I start thinking that I won’t have an original idea, I just remind myself that Jimmy Buffett wrote a song about goddamn cheeseburgers and is now a multimillionaire.

The old ladies at work tell me I dress like their husbands. PGP

That primal rush when Chipotle doesn’t charge you for double meat.

I had to ask someone if I could email them a document because I don’t know how to work a fax machine. PGP.

The dad body with no intentions of becoming a father

My dad is the only person who “liked” my experience update on LinkedIn.