Rumor is the Director knocked up the intern, things just kicked up a notch today

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

Started from the bottom, now i’m in Omaha. PGP

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

So many door handle pulls while I’m in the handicap stall. PGP.

Jordan Spieth is 21 and leading the Master’s. I’m 25 and making copies in a cubicle. PGP.

6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

“How’s Tiger doing?” PGP.

Just saw my boss on TV at The Masters as I’m watching it from my cube