Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.

I NAILED the “blacksheep brother” role at my sister’s wedding.

Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP

Being legitimately concerned with what mortgage rates are. PGP.

Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.

Inadvertently hitting enter in the middle of an IM making you look illiterate

“Glory Days” by Bruce Springsteen is starting to hit a little close to home, PGP

Just realized I requested 4/20 off and now my boss thinks I’m a stoner.

I always think tomorrow is the day I’ll start giving a shit. Tomorrow never comes. PGP.

I don’t want to be here.