Been texting back an forth with three women at once today: My mom, my sister, and my boss. PGP

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

I’m really feeling the pressure to add my work email to my phone, but I just don’t want to. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

That one guy in the office that is always humming.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

even after hearing how your soul dies in law school, I’m still thinking it sounds better than my current job. PGP.

You know it’s going to be a good day when you get your side part in a straight line on your first try. PGP.

I’m sick on a Monday. Not a single coworker believes that I’m not just hungover. #PGP

That 2:30 feeling at 9 am. PGP.