They are the absolute WORST. I have to drive on a college campus every day and not only do I have to worry about running a kid over who doesn’t look both ways as they’re crossing the street because they have their Beats by Dre on and are texting, I have to worry about those sneaky bikers running through stop signs and flying up next to me as I’m trying to turn right. Sneaky little devils.
Holy shit. Caroline has no idea what she just did by making Girl and Katie co-Maid’s of Honor. Her bachelorette party and wedding day will be a nightmare.
The automated ordering machines at fast food restaurants will no doubt be a norm for our grandchildren. We will one day tell them stories about how we had to walk up and talk to an actual person to order our food and they will be shocked and appalled.
There’s something in Texas called The Rattlesnake Round-Up that’s hosted in Sweetwater each spring. The crowds are similar to the one described above at the country fair but way worse. Seeing rednecks getting completely psyched about a pit full of thousands of rattlesnakes while eating a basket of rattlesnake meat and cheesecake on a stick is definitely something everyone should experience at one point in their life.
That’s a good point about work schedules being generational. I had never thought about it, but I can definitely see our generation allowing work schedules to be more fluid when we become higher ups in the company.
I think if I came across another 27-year-old on a dating app that had “CEO” or “Entrepreneur” on his profile, I would call bullshit and assume his career isn’t stable. CEO at 27 seems unlikely and Entrepreneur seems like he’s bouncing from one business venture to another.
I convince myself multiple times a year that my appendix has burst for some reason. The pain is gone in less than 20 minutes, but I make sure everyone around me knows that I think my appendix has burst.
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They are the absolute WORST. I have to drive on a college campus every day and not only do I have to worry about running a kid over who doesn’t look both ways as they’re crossing the street because they have their Beats by Dre on and are texting, I have to worry about those sneaky bikers running through stop signs and flying up next to me as I’m trying to turn right. Sneaky little devils.
That would be devastating, if true.
Holy shit. Caroline has no idea what she just did by making Girl and Katie co-Maid’s of Honor. Her bachelorette party and wedding day will be a nightmare.
Sending an email and copying someone’s boss is usually the adult version of a tattle tale.
The automated ordering machines at fast food restaurants will no doubt be a norm for our grandchildren. We will one day tell them stories about how we had to walk up and talk to an actual person to order our food and they will be shocked and appalled.
He hasn’t been around for a few days. Maybe if we don’t talk about him, he won’t be summoned back.
Y’all know Katie and Finn are talking so much shit about Girl because her and Todd are going to be 30 minutes late.
I’m excited to hear all the money I spend to maintain my platinum blonde locks might eventually pay off.
I was wondering that too. It’s nearly 3 pm where I am and even accounting for time zones that seems late.
“Rachel – Text Message (2).”
Rachel doesn’t have an iPhone?
There’s something in Texas called The Rattlesnake Round-Up that’s hosted in Sweetwater each spring. The crowds are similar to the one described above at the country fair but way worse. Seeing rednecks getting completely psyched about a pit full of thousands of rattlesnakes while eating a basket of rattlesnake meat and cheesecake on a stick is definitely something everyone should experience at one point in their life.
That’s a good point about work schedules being generational. I had never thought about it, but I can definitely see our generation allowing work schedules to be more fluid when we become higher ups in the company.
I think if I came across another 27-year-old on a dating app that had “CEO” or “Entrepreneur” on his profile, I would call bullshit and assume his career isn’t stable. CEO at 27 seems unlikely and Entrepreneur seems like he’s bouncing from one business venture to another.
Y’all aren’t even trying anymore, bots.
I completely forgot about Room Raiders. I loved that show in high school.
Wait…I don’t think it’s a hairstylist they’re talking about. Like a fashion stylist.
Shocking that Steven Wong doesn’t have a girlfriend since he’s a dancer and runs around dressed like it’s the 1920s on the reg.
I convince myself multiple times a year that my appendix has burst for some reason. The pain is gone in less than 20 minutes, but I make sure everyone around me knows that I think my appendix has burst.
You had 1000 in your graduating class? My class had 80 and I think we are all low key hoping no one cares enough to plan a reunion this year.
They have to be the same person, right? No way multiple people can be this miserable.