Hey Will saw on Twitter you’re going for a Mani-Pedi. Nothing wrong with getting your shit pampered. I’ll let the haters keep hating while Yi rubs down my calves.
Browns division win in Baltimore had me feeling great about my Monday and that does not happen often. I better enjoy it, because there is always a real chance that you won’t know what winning feels like again for almost 300 days when you root for the Browns.
My parents still pay 18 bucks a month for their AOL subscription so I don’t think they’re going to notice Netflix going up a buck. For real though they might be the only people in America that still pay for AOL.
I think the key to get it out of the vocabulary is by having lame white guys use it in everyday conversations. Like, “I just started watching Damages on Netflix and it could not be more lit.”
Prediction: Johnny starts week 6 and leads game winning drive. Cue montage with Johnny B Goode playing while the Browns win out as they triumphantly win their first Super Bowl.
Get out of here with number 25. If you tell me I can’t go out Sunday after the Browns lose to blow off steam by shooting some clays and letting my dog run through the fields then you can fuck off.
This is bullshit. I don’t think you can just dump this dude for shitting. My buddy in college got shit ON by his girlfriend and while yes he did seriously consider never looking at her again eventually he came around and got over it (I think). Still real glad I’ve never been pooped on or around.
Realized I was 5 hours south from where I would be leaving while I was searching google maps for places last weekend. Nubs Nob just came back into range. Thanks.
I had a heavy case of seasonal scaries last week and tried to attack it by trying to find ski spots mostly to get in on the après-ski action. Anyone with suggestions of where to go for a weekend in Michigan? (preferably middle of Michigan. Nubs Nob or Boyne probably too much of a haul)
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I read this during church. Real awkward when I laughed out loud.
Completely off topic but I’m looking to buy a leather weekender. Anyone have suggestions? Also I loved Master of None.
Don’t forget start of prime time outdoor hot tub season
Happy to see Browns on the list but honestly it’s mostly anger/sadness driven boozing so not really something to be brag about.
Wandering through Mimosas and Blazers: To the Moon and Back. This matches eerily well.
My parents met the Thursday before classes started their freshmen year. I knew I had no chance at matching that.
I was really just stunned that I had neglected my body in such a way for over 20 years.
Hey Will saw on Twitter you’re going for a Mani-Pedi. Nothing wrong with getting your shit pampered. I’ll let the haters keep hating while Yi rubs down my calves.
Browns division win in Baltimore had me feeling great about my Monday and that does not happen often. I better enjoy it, because there is always a real chance that you won’t know what winning feels like again for almost 300 days when you root for the Browns.
My parents still pay 18 bucks a month for their AOL subscription so I don’t think they’re going to notice Netflix going up a buck. For real though they might be the only people in America that still pay for AOL.
I’ve never felt more inadequate now that I know that I don’t have 500 dollar candles.
I think the key to get it out of the vocabulary is by having lame white guys use it in everyday conversations. Like, “I just started watching Damages on Netflix and it could not be more lit.”
Prediction: Johnny starts week 6 and leads game winning drive. Cue montage with Johnny B Goode playing while the Browns win out as they triumphantly win their first Super Bowl.
Get out of here with number 25. If you tell me I can’t go out Sunday after the Browns lose to blow off steam by shooting some clays and letting my dog run through the fields then you can fuck off.
Can’t help it if vest life is the best life
This is bullshit. I don’t think you can just dump this dude for shitting. My buddy in college got shit ON by his girlfriend and while yes he did seriously consider never looking at her again eventually he came around and got over it (I think). Still real glad I’ve never been pooped on or around.
Book. God damn it.
You’re going to put this all into a boom right? I mean if the TFM book sold this should do real well.
Realized I was 5 hours south from where I would be leaving while I was searching google maps for places last weekend. Nubs Nob just came back into range. Thanks.
I had a heavy case of seasonal scaries last week and tried to attack it by trying to find ski spots mostly to get in on the après-ski action. Anyone with suggestions of where to go for a weekend in Michigan? (preferably middle of Michigan. Nubs Nob or Boyne probably too much of a haul)