My birthday is on Valentine’s Day. Often turns the tables on them. You learn a lot about a person based off their reaction to the tongue in cheek comment of “Why should I get you a present on my birthday? If I’m getting you diamond earrings on my birthday I better get a flat screen on yours.”
My high school psychology teacher once said “there’s nothing wrong with recreational cocaine.” He also wore a Hawaiian shirt to school every day. Do what you want with that anecdote.
Getting a prescription strength heartburn relief pill honestly changed my life. Eating sticks of Rolaids and chugging pepto is no way to go through life.
Shane was a great surprise. Could give a shit about Tony, but I was relieved that TJ didn’t send them home just for Shanes sake. That being said absolutely hilarious that Tony went from “I have a girlfriend back home” to cheating on her in the span of less than 30 seconds.
I’m a Browns fan. It’s actually unbelievably how they always find a way to rip my heart out and stomp it. And the saddest part is I couldn’t sleep after. That shit was literally haunting.
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Teasing Scaries Tees could maybe be restocked yesterday was brutal. Please don’t play with my heart like that will.
Cardio!
My birthday is on Valentine’s Day. Often turns the tables on them. You learn a lot about a person based off their reaction to the tongue in cheek comment of “Why should I get you a present on my birthday? If I’m getting you diamond earrings on my birthday I better get a flat screen on yours.”
My high school psychology teacher once said “there’s nothing wrong with recreational cocaine.” He also wore a Hawaiian shirt to school every day. Do what you want with that anecdote.
Tough to be an asshole when putting out the no sock vibe you have in that picture
Need a Disney Channel Original Movie Power Rankings. Anyone out there that puts Motocrossed over Johnny Tsunami is wrong plain and simple.
How can you not at this point. You can probably pull a lot of content out of it.
Orlando Bloom back from the fucking dead. Where have you been bro?
I’ve been surfing the Pit Viper website for almost an hour.
“We just need to Hunter S Thompson our way down to Tijuana.”
Considering buying some just to stop that notification from popping up 3 times a day.
Browns just make me sad now.
Getting a prescription strength heartburn relief pill honestly changed my life. Eating sticks of Rolaids and chugging pepto is no way to go through life.
Hire savanna as an intern and see where it goes
Will my Large Long Sleeve and Tanktop arrive by Christmas
The only positive that has ever come out of an iTunes gift card for me was removing ads from this and a few other apps.
Shane was a great surprise. Could give a shit about Tony, but I was relieved that TJ didn’t send them home just for Shanes sake. That being said absolutely hilarious that Tony went from “I have a girlfriend back home” to cheating on her in the span of less than 30 seconds.
I’m a Browns fan. It’s actually unbelievably how they always find a way to rip my heart out and stomp it. And the saddest part is I couldn’t sleep after. That shit was literally haunting.
I actually would appreciate a “Best of Humpday Hook up Horror Stories”