Oh cool, we got new pens. PGP.

One of my tinder matches requested to connect with me on LinkedIn. PGP

Fell asleep on the couch last night while my laundry was in the wash. I’ve been wearing wet dress socks for 4 hours at work. PGP

Do all the work but receive no glory

Got an email about setting up a job interview, I don’t remember what position I applied for. PGP

I’m going going to my alma mater for Homecoming this weekend. Are pre-weekend scaries a thing? PGP.

First to arrive at happy hour, last to arrive at the office. PGP

Justifying your random assortment of furniture with “My future wife is just going to throw out all of my things anyway”. PGP.