Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some animal. PGP.

Running out of excuses to take time off for interviews. PGP.

ESPN and PGA were both firewalled today. PGP.

Due tomorrow. Do tomorrow. PGP

It’s 2pm and I just noticed that I have a toothpaste stain in a really inopportune spot on the front of my pants. PGP.