Oncoming traffic in a long hallway gives me anxiety. PGP.

Receiving an email from Cindy marked as ‘urgent’ at 4:30 on Halloween Friday. PGP.

Your office self and non-office self being the modern-day Jekyll and Hyde

I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.

“Feel free to reach out!” PGP

I’m dressing up as a skinny-fat dad for Halloween. Actually, I do that every day. PGP.

Crashed a conference at the hotel across from my office during my lunch break #FreeCoffeeMug. PGPM.

People in the office are bringing their kids in Friday to trick or treat. Now I have to share my candy. PGP

I forgot my lunch. PGP.