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GOP just wanted to make him disappear like Hillary’s emails. They failed, as usual.
Jesus could walk on water not breath under it, I don’t think they had any idea what shrimp ate back then, only that they looked like little abominations.
Yeah, well tell Simon Peter to stop cutting people’s ears off then.
“I’m Johnny D, if you don’t like what I like you’re an idiot.” It’s not surprising the chase has hit a speed bump with that attitude.
Why would you even go there a first time, Chill?
Dave, what’s the over/under on number of people that get roofied at Rio and wake up at the W residences?
At least it wasn’t a Bagel. Or for old times sake, I wish it was a bagel.
You don’t have to take everything home to the family, genius.
Way to make me feel bad, I put down no less than 12 on a 4 hour float this weekend.
You forgot tattoos, house parties with people you don’t know, and probably a few others I’m missing.
It’s more of a question of whether we want them to leave.
Rough man, there’s a lot of fish in the sea or something like that.
How do you feel about relocating?
Because you can get an Airbow.
Majoring in Journalism, because:
A subparsalesman would get exited when someone actually calls them back or picks up the phone.
What about small Jenga?
You gotta wear boots if you want to knock boots.
I never considered the reverse psychology application of that question, guess I didn’t need to ghost all those girls.
I’m out guys, all my guns are illegal in California.