I’ve had the same summer jam since ’92 when Alan Jackson released Chattahoochee, but I cheated on her for awhile in ’05 with Kenny Chesney’s Summertime.
So basically “Have you seen the TED Talk about ____?” is the new “Have you seen the 30 Rock episode about ___?” Anyone who mentions either in casual conversation deserves a swift punch to the throat.
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Segways have motors, not engines.
I’ve had the same summer jam since ’92 when Alan Jackson released Chattahoochee, but I cheated on her for awhile in ’05 with Kenny Chesney’s Summertime.
Liberals live for lists, just look at Buzzfeed.
Weddings are boring as hell.
#PackedMySuitcaseButJustGotDrunkAtHomeInsteadOfGoing
Having a lower monthly budget than the unpaid interns you herd around the office. #PGP
So basically “Have you seen the TED Talk about ____?” is the new “Have you seen the 30 Rock episode about ___?” Anyone who mentions either in casual conversation deserves a swift punch to the throat.
We don’t?
Thanks, he’ s gotta use us for something now and again to remind us we have purpose. ‘
SINCERELY,
Author’s Balls
MONTHS!? BriBri…
They may yet end up on the losing end of a game of catch with a cruise missile.
Is this a metric anyone actually cares about?
“do NOT let people order beer via the drive-thru” You can already order drive-thru liquor drinks in a few states….
Luccheses are total douche rocket try-hard boots, nailed it.
The what looks like ass cheeks on her stomach could have been flagged automatically as non partial nudity by Instagram’s filters.
Stay strong.
The only girl I wouldn’t date is one that doesn’t put out. Once I hit 30 I’ll consider caring about who I date again.
Poor guy must have just swiped through his ex on tinder.
Don’t have* sorry, was distracted by the new wallpaper in the handicapped stall.