All my college friends are still single and booze hounds. I’m married and get drunk of with a 6 pack. PGP
Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.
Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.
Opened up a Roth IRA today. Childhood officially dead.
I just suggested fantasy football as a team building exercise.
Having an inferior credit card rewards program than your friends. PGP.
Umbrella broke in the middle of a downpour. I am now sitting at my desk in soaked clothes