I’m pretty sure my interview yesterday was for a Ponzi scheme. PGP.

Coworkers still quote the GEICO hump day commercial. Every. Single. Week.

My car is too old to drive for uber

I wish I was half as happy as I sound in my emails. PGP.

My office wife works in the branch on the other side of the country. PGP

I go on vacation tomorrow. I mentally checked out yesterday. PGP