I actually get a high from having a clean desktop and inbox.

Coworker just used the term “pound” instead of hashtag when referring to a Tweet. PGP

Taking a sick day to go on an interview. PGP.

Work husband thinks we are best friends, I just like free lunch. PGP

Office thermostat wars. PGP

Panicking because you forgot to put on a belt then remembering you’ll be working at a cubicle all day. PGP

My subordinates have united and developed a strong bond out of a mutual hatred for me.

My new boss just explained the way fractions work to me. I majored in Math. PGP.