Georgia is not on this list and thats bullshit. I’m offended and I’m going to protest until you rewrite this article, apologize, and feed me ribs for free.
$8.99/lb salad bar…. For lettuce tomatoes and cucumbers that are only about $1.99/lb at good old Kroger. If I wanted a $14 salad , I’ll take my happy ass to Longhorns!
I live 5 minutes from my work and I get to go home at lunch to play with my dogs, eat whatever I want to whip up, or take a quick nap. I do have to make an effort to grab lunch with my work friends so I don’t teeter on being the office loner but my dogs would tell you I’m the best.
Also add “don’t be the negative energy”. When you work in a cubicle surrounded by the same people all day. Don’t sit and curse, complain, and be negative all day. You are allowed a few moments but don’t push it. Don’t be the buzzkill! At my work, we can get away with joking and talking from our cubes. It helps pass the day and it makes me not hate life. There’s one new person who absolutely hates their job and kills the mood. Don’t be that person and if you are please find a new industry.
This article was entertaining until that last section… Once you become an adult, it’s time to stop bragging about doing narcotics. Hide your vices like the rest of us.
It probably is easiest to be a male in an all female environment, especially if it is older women. Being a young female in an all female environment is much different. I’ve never seen so much jealousy and backstabbing. Your work situation is an exception to the rule.
How about this… Instead of being passive aggressive and sending a bill for not going to the wedding, why not just say “hey, it hurt my feelings that you didn’t come”. Honestly, this bride/couple sounds terrible and cheap anyway, I would of skipped too.
Don’t forget the whole “chicks before dicks” girl code mentality. You can’t pick your drunk whore friend over a guy everytime. Especially when we girls expect guys to chose us over their friends everytime. Because trust me, your drunk whore friend won’t chose you over a prospective suitor…
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Georgia is not on this list and thats bullshit. I’m offended and I’m going to protest until you rewrite this article, apologize, and feed me ribs for free.
This isn’t lazy, it’s genius
I paid way too much for my sheets to get in the bed without showering.
$8.99/lb salad bar…. For lettuce tomatoes and cucumbers that are only about $1.99/lb at good old Kroger. If I wanted a $14 salad , I’ll take my happy ass to Longhorns!
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If you run a marathon and no one hears about it, did it really happen?
Friday off otherwise i will never make my quota at work. If I wasn’t in sales I would go with Monday.
I live 5 minutes from my work and I get to go home at lunch to play with my dogs, eat whatever I want to whip up, or take a quick nap. I do have to make an effort to grab lunch with my work friends so I don’t teeter on being the office loner but my dogs would tell you I’m the best.
Also add “don’t be the negative energy”. When you work in a cubicle surrounded by the same people all day. Don’t sit and curse, complain, and be negative all day. You are allowed a few moments but don’t push it. Don’t be the buzzkill! At my work, we can get away with joking and talking from our cubes. It helps pass the day and it makes me not hate life. There’s one new person who absolutely hates their job and kills the mood. Don’t be that person and if you are please find a new industry.
Add this “I will tip 20% when dining out”
Drink every time you feel your taxes increase…
This article was entertaining until that last section… Once you become an adult, it’s time to stop bragging about doing narcotics. Hide your vices like the rest of us.
It probably is easiest to be a male in an all female environment, especially if it is older women. Being a young female in an all female environment is much different. I’ve never seen so much jealousy and backstabbing. Your work situation is an exception to the rule.
How about this… Instead of being passive aggressive and sending a bill for not going to the wedding, why not just say “hey, it hurt my feelings that you didn’t come”. Honestly, this bride/couple sounds terrible and cheap anyway, I would of skipped too.
If I met a guy who said beer and wings, football, and tailgates were basic, I would be forced to spit in his face.
Anjelah Johnson is funny, I’m pretty excited about drinking some descent champagne and watching it Friday!
Great another boring person telling me I need to act like I’m 67. NO THANKS MOM.
Don’t forget the whole “chicks before dicks” girl code mentality. You can’t pick your drunk whore friend over a guy everytime. Especially when we girls expect guys to chose us over their friends everytime. Because trust me, your drunk whore friend won’t chose you over a prospective suitor…
Haha go brunettes!! Sorry blondes, you don’t always have more fun.