Every time someone calls in sick, rumors swirl about that person interviewing at another firm.

I’ve used up most of my PTO going to job interviews.

Never using my standup desk so people can’t see I’m not working.

Co-workers using St. Patrick’s Day to justify lunch beers as if you don’t have them every Friday.

Client provided us with only half the data we need, and after explaining this to him, still expects a full analysis. PGP.

“Please apply through our online portal.” Also known as the place where resumes go to die. PGP.

Jeans are now approved at all times in the office. Next step, shorts. PGP.

Tomorrow’s forecast is calling for 8-12 inches of snow and up to 50 mph wind gusts. We still have to come into the office. PGP.