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Member Since 06/17/2015

Woman Bravely Chooses Dog Over Getting Married

My coworkers call me “Hollywood” because I don’t have a kid. PGP.

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Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

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I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.

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I’m dressing up as a skinny-fat dad for Halloween. Actually, I do that every day. PGP.

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People in the office are bringing their kids in Friday to trick or treat. Now I have to share my candy. PGP

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Comparing credit scores at the bar. PGP

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Grotesquely over exaggerating your job title to the waitress at The United Airlines Club when she asks what you do for a living. PGP

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Having an inferior credit card rewards program than your friends. PGP.

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My subordinates have united and developed a strong bond out of a mutual hatred for me.

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