FromPledgetoIntern

Member Since 06/10/2014

When things get hard, I go into the bathroom and listen to Styx’s “Come Sail Away” and remember my Caribbean cruise from three years ago.

Post Grad Problems

Just realized I requested 4/20 off and now my boss thinks I’m a stoner.

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Who needs birth control when you can just listen to your coworkers bitch about their kids all day, everyday.

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The coworker who sits between us got promoted, and now Steve won’t stop trying to talk to me. PGP.

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Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.

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Just found out I’m working a full day Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. PGP.

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If your name is Steve, does that automatically make you the Steve in your office? PGP.

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We don’t have a Steve in my office. PGP.

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I still fucking hate Steve. PGP.

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Paying just as much towards your student loans as you do to finance your furniture. PGP.

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