I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

The best part of my recent birthday was my insurance agent calling to tell me my premium went down. PGP.

Skipping out on your morning coffee because you really don’t feel like shitting in the office bathroom today. PGP.

“What the fuck are we supposed to be doing?” PGP.

The never ending guessing game about how much you think upper management makes. PGP.