Current mood: Like mom just forgot to pick me up from soccer practice. PGP.

Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.

Tried to haze the pledges at homecoming. Corporate life has made me soft. PGP.

It’s that time of year, where you drive to and from work and see absolutely no sunlight. PGP.

Hawaiian shirt day at the office. Not even Steve can ruin this for me today. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

Seriously, fuck Steve. PGP.

Being way too excited about a lateral jump within the company for no extra money, but a parking pass to the garage. PGP.

Actually having a job that has me too busy to get on PGP anymore. PGP.

Today we got free bagels at the office. I took one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. PGP.