1. “Morning!”. 2. “Yes, it is.” PGP.

The thought that one day I may be responsible for raising children is an absolute fucking joke. PGP.

I’m not starting work until I’m done being hungover. PGP.

It’s a “fuck it, let the intern deal with it” kinda Friday. PGP.

Sometimes I leave the office to run an “errand” and just drive around for 15 minutes. PGP.

Staying up late to see who your boss’s team drafts so you have something to talk about. PGP.

“Well, looks like someone had fun last night.” PGP.

Monday morning me really hates weekend me. Fuck that guy. PGP.

1: “On the bright side, the next Game of Thrones is now only 6 days away.” 2: “I wish someone would poison me.” PGP.

Some mornings I just want to build a fort in my bed and stay there forever. PGP.