Fell asleep during the 4th quarter. PGP.
It’s not even noon yet. PGP.
My financial adviser described my drinking habit as “financially irresponsible.” PGP.
I have drunkenly bummed hundreds of cigs in the last year. PGP.
I moved to Omaha today. PGP.
Found out they’re moving me to Omaha. PGP.
Praying the Southwest cattle run of a boarding process puts me next to someone hot. PGP.
Heard a couple at the grocery arguing over what kind of bread to get. I can’t wait to get married. PGP.
I’ll get my shit together when I’m 25. PGP.
Dry spell is approaching ‘Nam-like proportions. Neverending. PGP.