Today, they asked me to help move file cabinets from one side of the office to the other. PGP.

How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.

“You really need to stop treating the intern like he is a pledge from your fraternity days”-My boss. PGP.

I have a client whose last name is Bond. Every time he calls me, I say “Good evening, Mr.Bond” in an evil villain voice. He must hate me. PGP.

Having to ask the pharmacist if it’s okay to drink on your new medication. PGP.

I don’t know how long basic produce stays good for. PGP.

Stressed about having to get a haircut and go to the dry cleaners after work. PGP.

Getting lost in a Walmart. PGP.

This morning, I had a bag of airline peanuts for breakfast from a flight I had last week. PGP.

Coming to terms with the inevitability of meeting my future wife at a bar. PGP.