The highlight of my day was going to Chipotle. PGP
Hooked up with a senior colleague last weekend, I hope she is my boss someday. PGP
On paper, I’m an adult. PGP
My Tinder hook up asked me to delete Tinder.PGP
Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP
Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP
My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP
You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP
“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP
People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP
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