Trying to adult the Monday after a weekend at your alma mater. PGP.

When it smells like skunk outside the office and you’re not sure if there was an actual skunk or if the guy from IT has been smoking the chronic. PGP.

Hooking up with a senior in college. She constantly calls me “Old Man.” I’m one month older than her. PGP.

Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.