Waiting for payday so I can finally Christmas shop. PGP.

Half the exec team ended up at my apartment after the holiday party. The Director of Operations took my dog out. I can’t look anyone in the eye today. PGP.

Pro of my new apartment: cheap price in a bougie neighborhood. Con of my new apartment: I’m on a Costco budget, but the only grocery store near me is Whole Foods. PGP.

For some reason, Tinder doesn’t work while connected to my office’s WiFi. PGP.

My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

I want to get a German Shepherd but they’re too smart and I know it would end up just calling me on my shit. PGP.

Wore a white long sleeve shirt and fleece vest to work and now my coworker won’t stop calling me Han Solo and asking me why I shot first. PGP.

Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.

Finally being told I won’t ever get promoted after nine years. PGP.