Taking a PTO day with plans to get hammered the night before because, “It’s been a while.” PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

The office prick reminding everyone Monday is only 3 days away. PGP.

Watching project X and all I can think is that I hope the parents have a great home insurance plan. PGP.

Refusing to read the “best jobs of 2017” articles because they make me too depressed. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

I can’t wait to move to the burbs. PGP.

Just signing my life away. PGP.