Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP.

Being not only awake, but at work before Morning Coffee Thoughts is posted. PGP.

Sometimes office drama is the only thing that gets me through the day. PGP.

Trying to sync up the gym exit with hot girl from the gym. PGP.

I gave up cheating on my diet for Lent. PGP.

Your parking job being your proudest accomplishment of the work day. PGP.

Everyone around me is either in a committed relationship or too old to hang out together. PGP.