I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.