Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

Morning commute fender-benders. PGP.

Vacationing in your college town. #PGP

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

My new office is about 90% women and 99% of them have boyfriends or husbands. PGP

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

The high I get when going rogue with my to-do list. PGP.

Preempting heartburn by immediately chasing a greasy sandwich with a shot of Pepto. PGP

At least Jordan Speith and I have the same hair line.