I’ve had a group text coming up on its first full year in existence and dear god some of the things I’ve seen/read in it would have all of the participants fired/institutionalized.
Instead of writing a column about this artistic wonder and trying to pass it off as insightful entertainment how about you take a step back from the computer and never do this again.
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It’s not alcoholism until you’re married, chief.
I award you no points. May God have mercy on your soul.
Somehow Jenny dying of AIDS seemed fitting.
I hear what you’re saying. You’re wrong, but I hear you.
The shower pee will never die as long as I’m alive you prude.
Call me a traditionalist, but I can’t cum unless there is constant, unblinking eye contact through out intercourse.
JayTas
I’ve had a group text coming up on its first full year in existence and dear god some of the things I’ve seen/read in it would have all of the participants fired/institutionalized.
Those are some pretty compelling arguments, but I don’t know. It is Boston.
He should join the gym and fuck the trainer too. Really turn the tables on this WHORE.
I’d let them tickle my funny bone*
*painfully average penis
I was still in elementary school. Naps, juice boxes, and cooties were my only concerns back then. Now I just hate everything.
You’ll never know the joys of a silky smooth coin purse my friend.
Is there any other way of watching it? Lack of self control is one of my defining attributes.
Are you fucking high?
Disappointment: it’s what’s for dinner.
Buddy, we all get fucked in the market time to time.
Instead of writing a column about this artistic wonder and trying to pass it off as insightful entertainment how about you take a step back from the computer and never do this again.
What do the US military and I have in common? I’ll say I’m pulling out with no clear intention to do so.
Jay, is there a pizza/bagel comparison article you could write for me by Friday? In the NJ/NYC metro area and need reference points.
Sincerely,
FinancialProdigy