When your annual raise doesn’t even keep up with the cost of inflation. PGP.

Pretty sure the homeless man selling newspapers outside my building works harder than I do on a daily basis. PGP.

Caring more about crafting a stellar internet comment than an effective work email. PGP.

Being certified in everything, but knowing less than Jon Snow. PGP.

Coworkers openly tweeting about looking for a new job. PGP.

When your manager reschedules your 1-on-1 to Friday at 4pm. PGP.

Walking into work late with CFA breakfast. PGP.

I no longer care if a client sees that I looked them up on LinkedIn right after a call to see if they are hot or not. PGP.

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.