I’ve had my office for one month. I just got news that I’m moving back to a cubicle because they need the space for someone else. PGP.

I woke up and ran before work, because I wanted to. This is what selling out looks like. PGP.

Forgetting the proper way to do something when the regulating agency is in the building because you’ve been cutting corners for so long. PGP.

The most productive thing I did today was order American flag swim trunks for Labor Day. PGP.

Losing your golf tan. PGP.

Having to thank people who were incredibly rude to you. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

Coming to the haunting conclusion that two years of experience and a Finance degree still isn’t enough for employers. PGP.

Relating more to Ferris Bueller’s dad than Ferris. PGP.

Just got a raise. After taxes I am now bringing home an extra $17 every two weeks. PGP.