People in other departments telling you how to do your job. PGP.

My apartment’s former tenant gets more mail than me. I’ve lived here for six months. PGP.

Timehop informed me that Mario Kart was first released today, 22 years ago. PGP.

The schools in my area started back today, so my commute time just doubled. PGP.

Boss finally invited me to sit in his box at a Cards game. It’s preseason. Against the Texans. PGP.

“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

Finally started alternating beer and water, six years after I was taught to do so. PGP.

People say I used to have a nice smile. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

My landlord asked if he could show my place. I wasn’t planning on moving out. PGP.