“It’s in the company handbook. You read it, right?” PGP.

The copier is printing horizontal instead of vertical. PGP.

Well today has turned into a run out the clock situation…..again

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

Came to a recruiting fair to find new interns. Spent more time networking for a new job. PGPM

I do my window shopping on Monster and CareerBuilder. PGP

I really need a better job. PGP.

Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

Hearing songs from your childhood on a classic rock station. PGP.

I could have ironed my shirt in the time I spent deciding if I needed to iron my shirt. PGP