16 years old. She was already in college because she was freakishly brilliant. On a blind date set up with friends. Her MySpace had me immediately aroused. Met her fam on the first date. Out of nowhere, her parents left on their own date. We had sex on her couch (time: 4 minutes including sitting down and cutting on the TV). Her dog stared at me the entire time. It was mortifying. Unsolved Mysteries was on, too. I immediately left after. 2/10 – she’s now a stripper in Myrtle Beach.
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With your username, this is perfect.
Cool.
Perfect.
“Let me know if this is over your head.”
Having an e-mail signature policy. PGP.
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Must be nice.
Congrats man!
You lucky son of a bitch.
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Fuck Steve. This is your day.
16 years old. She was already in college because she was freakishly brilliant. On a blind date set up with friends. Her MySpace had me immediately aroused. Met her fam on the first date. Out of nowhere, her parents left on their own date. We had sex on her couch (time: 4 minutes including sitting down and cutting on the TV). Her dog stared at me the entire time. It was mortifying. Unsolved Mysteries was on, too. I immediately left after. 2/10 – she’s now a stripper in Myrtle Beach.
All I want is Humpday Buttstuff Horror (or Success) Stories.
I was thinking the same thing^
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Not enough storage space to download. PGP.
This gives me anxiety just watching this.
Hey, hey guys. Let’s just hug this one out.