Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP.

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

‘Ctrl + C’ing when you should’ve ‘Crtl + V’ed. PGP.

The amount of anxiety that comes with deciding whether to sign your email off with “Best,”, “Best regards,”, or “Cheers,”. PGP.

The thousand yard stare you blankly give your monitor while fantasizing about a rich and exotic lifestyle far removed from the mundane chore of the 9-5 work week. PGP.

Having the same Monday night routine as Ted Cruz. PGP.