Accidentally sent my boss a Ric Flair gif. I haven’t heard anything back… PGP.

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.

A few of my fraternity brothers came to stay with me for a drunk weekend. They brought Coke Zero as a mixer. PGP.

My cubicle reeks of coffee and sadness. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

Obnoxious business word of the day: Leverage. PGP

Maybe if I view her Linkedin page enough times, she’ll know I’m trying to hook up.