“Alright, let’s go ahead and get started.”

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

Wish that diarrhea from last night would have hit this morning so I’d have a reason to not be in my cube. PGP.

Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP

Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.