Displaced Chicagoan now residing in Beer City, USA. Can be found on the weekends shooting a round of golf, sipping craft beer, or getting way too worked up over Chicago sports teams.
This may be true but I’m just going to sit around and tell myself that my fiancee is talking about what a great guy I am and what a great marriage we’re going to have during her bachelorette party.
If I recall correctly, the new trend among kids these days is to post a picture of you two together on your Instagram account. I guess that’s the new “Facebook official” (source needed but strong possibility it was a DeFries article where I read that).
Awesome choice. Animaniacs was my favorite cartoon growing up and my fiancee and I have been binge watching it on Netflix since all four volumes are on there. Seeing all the adult humor that’s mixed in (which I can now understand) has confirmed that it’s still my favorite cartoon. I also never realized how much the show absolutely rips on Disney but it’s amazing and hilarious.
In between graduating college and my first real job was a period of about 5 months where I worked at Target for minimum wage while job hunting. Some of my sad dinners during that time frame included: A single can of tomato soup, Spaghetti O’s, three Rolling Rocks, and Pringles dripped in Nutella.
Yep, for this exact reason I’ve brought garbage bottom-shelf liquor to pregames ever since college. It usually deters people from wanting any or if they do want some they can be my guest because I give zero fucks.
Totally agree. Fake proposing was a shitbag move and this dude needs to be taught a lesson. You should really up the ante and record his reaction with a hidden camera for the ‘tent.
I’ve never gone in to pick anyone up and never expect people to do that for me. With that being said my dad taught me to pick people up at departures instead of arrivals which is genius. Generally if you do that you’ll be able to get away with waiting by the entrance for much longer.
Personally I’m all about the Annie’s Mac and Cheese. Best box of Mac and Cheese on shelves in my opinion. Mixing in some grilled chicken and some veggies to that stuff is heavenly.
Dude, don’t kill the spiders man. 99% of house spiders in the US are completely harmless and are actually good because they eat pesky mosquitos. Instead of killing them you should capture them and release them outside.
Roti is absolutely incredible and is hands down my favorite casual Mediterranean restaurant. Had no idea that you guys have them in DC but that’s awesome. I definitely thought it was a Chicago area chain.
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This may be true but I’m just going to sit around and tell myself that my fiancee is talking about what a great guy I am and what a great marriage we’re going to have during her bachelorette party.
If I recall correctly, the new trend among kids these days is to post a picture of you two together on your Instagram account. I guess that’s the new “Facebook official” (source needed but strong possibility it was a DeFries article where I read that).
Awesome choice. Animaniacs was my favorite cartoon growing up and my fiancee and I have been binge watching it on Netflix since all four volumes are on there. Seeing all the adult humor that’s mixed in (which I can now understand) has confirmed that it’s still my favorite cartoon. I also never realized how much the show absolutely rips on Disney but it’s amazing and hilarious.
In between graduating college and my first real job was a period of about 5 months where I worked at Target for minimum wage while job hunting. Some of my sad dinners during that time frame included: A single can of tomato soup, Spaghetti O’s, three Rolling Rocks, and Pringles dripped in Nutella.
Yep, for this exact reason I’ve brought garbage bottom-shelf liquor to pregames ever since college. It usually deters people from wanting any or if they do want some they can be my guest because I give zero fucks.
It’s a rite of passage.
Ok I’ve been irritated with girl for a long time BUT HATING ON TRADER JOE’S IS THE LAST STRAW.
What about “I’ll tell your parents we met in jail.” I hear women are really into the bad boy type these days.
Totally agree. Fake proposing was a shitbag move and this dude needs to be taught a lesson. You should really up the ante and record his reaction with a hidden camera for the ‘tent.
You are just going ham in the comments section and it’s incredible.
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I could actually see What Are We? being made into a ridiculous show on MTV.
“God damnit. BILL FUCKIN MURRAY. I had to get that out.”
With Todd’s parents just giving him the blessing willy nilly like that it’s pretty clear the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
This was way more than I could handle on a Monday.
I’ve never gone in to pick anyone up and never expect people to do that for me. With that being said my dad taught me to pick people up at departures instead of arrivals which is genius. Generally if you do that you’ll be able to get away with waiting by the entrance for much longer.
Personally I’m all about the Annie’s Mac and Cheese. Best box of Mac and Cheese on shelves in my opinion. Mixing in some grilled chicken and some veggies to that stuff is heavenly.
Dude, don’t kill the spiders man. 99% of house spiders in the US are completely harmless and are actually good because they eat pesky mosquitos. Instead of killing them you should capture them and release them outside.
Roti is absolutely incredible and is hands down my favorite casual Mediterranean restaurant. Had no idea that you guys have them in DC but that’s awesome. I definitely thought it was a Chicago area chain.
A basic one at that.