This is very true. I played soccer my whole life (age 5-19). I’m 21 now and I still have the equity built up in my legs despite hardly working out. I’m 5-10 and only around 175 and buying shorts is impossible. I’m waist size 32 and nothing from Polo or BB fits right which is what ill only wear. And I hate when people at school routinely ask “do you want to be a personal trainer?”
No still in school. I have brothers and sisters who are post graduates so I am familiar with the life. Plus I like all of the grandex sites. Is that so bad?
This is very true. I played soccer my whole life (age 5-19). I’m 21 now and I still have that equity built up in my legs despite hardly working out. I’m 5-10 and only around 175 and buying shorts is impossible. I’m waist size 32 and nothing from Polo or BB fits right which is what ill only wear. And I hate when people at school routinely ask “do you want to be a personal trainer?”
That’s why I’m glad I went to community college. I still had to commute while hung over and that prepared me for now. Bud light caps on the floor the next morning is a TFM and a PGP lol =)
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Ive been fired for jerking off before. Multiple times actually.
This is very true. I played soccer my whole life (age 5-19). I’m 21 now and I still have the equity built up in my legs despite hardly working out. I’m 5-10 and only around 175 and buying shorts is impossible. I’m waist size 32 and nothing from Polo or BB fits right which is what ill only wear. And I hate when people at school routinely ask “do you want to be a personal trainer?”
No still in school. I have brothers and sisters who are post graduates so I am familiar with the life. Plus I like all of the grandex sites. Is that so bad?
This is very true. I played soccer my whole life (age 5-19). I’m 21 now and I still have that equity built up in my legs despite hardly working out. I’m 5-10 and only around 175 and buying shorts is impossible. I’m waist size 32 and nothing from Polo or BB fits right which is what ill only wear. And I hate when people at school routinely ask “do you want to be a personal trainer?”
I didn’t think Brian had this in him. Cool pics bro.
Kenny fucking powers.
48. Thinking you’re funny when you’re not. 49. Gaining weight, but still thinking you’re attractive. 50. Doing lists to impress liberals.
Huh this book doesn’t sound so bad.
#canttestifyagainstme
That’s better than beyonce. But not quite as good as Johnny rebel
Frozen food? Cause I love microwave dinners as well. Affordable and they have came a long way since the 90s.
Dammit who knew it was always my email (FatDrunkandHorny@Aol.com) that was keeping me from getting jobs???
How about you learn what satire is? If you cannot comprehend an obvious parody you’re going to be a low level employee forever.
Sex by yourself is underrated. You can think about whatever you want and she wont leave cause you got too nasty.
That’s why I’m glad I went to community college. I still had to commute while hung over and that prepared me for now. Bud light caps on the floor the next morning is a TFM and a PGP lol =)
Dwight Schrute isnt just a Tv character.
Any gals that put out after the first date go ahead and meet me at the dairy queen. Dinner on me, dessert is on you.
Sweet more women for me. But its just so hard to get it hard these days.
Its Bush s fault he would have just let her die there
#34 You like to scratch your butt then smell your fingers. I like to do that