There was a fight outside my apartment last night. It was between two hobos for a piece of cardboard. PGP.

Your mother-in-law wishing her daughter married someone else. PGP.

“In 150 characters or fewer, tell us what makes you unique.” PGP.

The single pube on the top of the urinal. PGP.

Thinking about asking your doctor if viagra is right for you. PGP.

Considering rubbing one out in the office bathroom just to pass the time. PGP.

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.