You should check out quark cheese! It’s similar to cream cheese but with a more crumbly texture. In 2 tbsp, it’s got 21 calories, 0.1 g of fat, 1.2 g of carbs and 4.1 g of protein!
About a dozen kids from my hometown each made a big deal about how they were moving to Denver to “get away from our hometown” and “start a new life”. But now they just all spend their time together hanging out with kids they’ve known since kindergarten.
Moved to KCMO last year and recently my work had a pizza party and ordered IMO’s per request of a St. Louisian coworker of mine. Worst. Pizza. Party. Ever.
I used to get shit on so much by my friends for ordering this until they tried it and felt the lack of hangover the next day. Whoda thunk water is so important in not feeling like death the next day?
The DW Home brand of candles is A) like $8 for a mammoth-sized candle and B) Just as good, if not better than Bath and Body Works. It also has a number more masculine scents.
Can confirm it adds a certain “I’ve got nothin’ to lose” confidence to a guy. Source: I brought a guy home once that was wearing sweatpants at a bar on a Saturday night…
I don’t like pet names either. I don’t like being called them and can’t even picture myself calling a significant other “babe”. But I’m also not good with verbal forms of affection, so that kind of falls under that same umbrella.
Hate to go against the seemingly status quo of chastising Duda, but maybe does she just call Bouncer Man her boyfriend only because he lets her in the side door of clubs and not because she brings him home to family Christmas?
I think a lot of guys think the nice hair, hairless body etc. just come standard when in reality it takes some decent effort. I once had a guy compliment me at a bar for looking nice even without makeup when in reality I had a full face of “no make-up” make-up on.
I understand why people with kids would go where they know their kid isn’t going to scream bloody murder because they can’t have chicken fingers. But if I see one more person go on a vacation to a city and check in on Facebook to a frickin Cheesecake Factory I’m gonna lose my damn mind.
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I work in an office of about 25 and we had THREE baby showers during lunch this summer alone.
You should check out quark cheese! It’s similar to cream cheese but with a more crumbly texture. In 2 tbsp, it’s got 21 calories, 0.1 g of fat, 1.2 g of carbs and 4.1 g of protein!
Smorgasburg is Hangover Heaven.
About a dozen kids from my hometown each made a big deal about how they were moving to Denver to “get away from our hometown” and “start a new life”. But now they just all spend their time together hanging out with kids they’ve known since kindergarten.
Moved to KCMO last year and recently my work had a pizza party and ordered IMO’s per request of a St. Louisian coworker of mine. Worst. Pizza. Party. Ever.
I used to get shit on so much by my friends for ordering this until they tried it and felt the lack of hangover the next day. Whoda thunk water is so important in not feeling like death the next day?
I am reading this as a junior associate in an architecture firm and I’m wearing my hair up… Sounds like I need to take a pic for my Bumble profile…
The DW Home brand of candles is A) like $8 for a mammoth-sized candle and B) Just as good, if not better than Bath and Body Works. It also has a number more masculine scents.
Can confirm it adds a certain “I’ve got nothin’ to lose” confidence to a guy. Source: I brought a guy home once that was wearing sweatpants at a bar on a Saturday night…
WON $20 ON A SCRATCH OFF IN MY WORK EASTER BASKET. I DON’T EVEN CARE WHAT HAPPENS THE REST OF THE DAY NOW.
I don’t like pet names either. I don’t like being called them and can’t even picture myself calling a significant other “babe”. But I’m also not good with verbal forms of affection, so that kind of falls under that same umbrella.
Hate to go against the seemingly status quo of chastising Duda, but maybe does she just call Bouncer Man her boyfriend only because he lets her in the side door of clubs and not because she brings him home to family Christmas?
Every time I read Todd in italics, I can hear Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Christmas Vacation.
I think a lot of guys think the nice hair, hairless body etc. just come standard when in reality it takes some decent effort. I once had a guy compliment me at a bar for looking nice even without makeup when in reality I had a full face of “no make-up” make-up on.
I feel you. Love paying my colorist $150 to “make it look really natural, like it’s not colored at all”.
I understand why people with kids would go where they know their kid isn’t going to scream bloody murder because they can’t have chicken fingers. But if I see one more person go on a vacation to a city and check in on Facebook to a frickin Cheesecake Factory I’m gonna lose my damn mind.
Had to make an Easter candy run over lunch after reading this THANKS A LOT
Cosmo’s a fun read, but approximately 0% of what’s in it should be taken with any seriousness.
Black Mirror. Season 3. Episode 1.
It was all fun and wine until Raven dropped that one on us. What a sobering moment of self-reflection.