I can relate to this on so many levels, except I am an Equinox member and I can confirm the steam room and shower after work are the only thing that get me by the dull day of cycling through spreadsheets.
Boss your life up and join, it’s beyond worth the $5 a day average it comes out to. I show up feeling the worst, and leave feeling the best. Thank you based Kiehls body wash and lotion.
This hits home on so many levels. If there’s one thing I wouldn’t trade in life it’s my Equinox membership.
There is nothing like pouring an entire bottle of Eucalyptus in the steam room after a long day at the office and watching people cough their lungs out until they finally leave and I am left alone to sweat out my sins.
I actually workout though, this is just the finishing touch. Weekends.. different story. Hungover? Hit the steam room. Nose clogged from having fun? Hit the steam room.
Oh, and I leave each day smelling like Grapefruit Bliss, shout out to Kiehls
I actually respect Pat Beverley for saying that. There’s a fine line between being a fan and being a dick head, if someone is yelling “F u x name” directly to your face and you don’t say something I think that classifies you as a grade A puss. I don’t care if it’s on or off the court you have to respect what Pat said in his interview and let’s not forget the Westbrook incident in Philly.
Went on a bender Friday night doing copious amounts of alcohol and Colombian coffee, left my buddy at the bar to go fuck this whore, end up just getting a hand job with a condom on (wtf), woke up hungover as balls wasted my entire day Saturday and spent Sunday watching sports making bets. Was in the hole about 1.5k until Dustin Johnson blessed me and won the WGC and won me about half back. Went to my weekly poker game telling myself I’d leave at 10pm, but left at 1am, down more money. Now I’m at work running on 5 hours sleep. Dope
Anas is definitely the worst.. goes from on top of the world to realizing what a mistake he made in a matter of seconds. RIP probably losing his wife, maybe his girlfriend too.
There are always meaningless games between unranked teams before the tournament starts, and on the weekend they always start early. Enjoy the story you chode
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I can relate to this on so many levels, except I am an Equinox member and I can confirm the steam room and shower after work are the only thing that get me by the dull day of cycling through spreadsheets.
Boss your life up and join, it’s beyond worth the $5 a day average it comes out to. I show up feeling the worst, and leave feeling the best. Thank you based Kiehls body wash and lotion.
Going to pretend you didn’t call him Jack at first then Jake at the end and use my imagination here..
This hits home on so many levels. If there’s one thing I wouldn’t trade in life it’s my Equinox membership.
There is nothing like pouring an entire bottle of Eucalyptus in the steam room after a long day at the office and watching people cough their lungs out until they finally leave and I am left alone to sweat out my sins.
I actually workout though, this is just the finishing touch. Weekends.. different story. Hungover? Hit the steam room. Nose clogged from having fun? Hit the steam room.
Oh, and I leave each day smelling like Grapefruit Bliss, shout out to Kiehls
Not showing up to work because you had a rough day on the golf course. PGP
Also it’s the Miami Marlins, not Florida Marlins anymore.
It get’s dark early in California too, can’t really empathize with the snow though
So much disagreement with number 5, if my girlfriend sent me a snapchat of that I would break up with her.
Sounds like pretty decent fap material I don’t see the problem
I actually respect Pat Beverley for saying that. There’s a fine line between being a fan and being a dick head, if someone is yelling “F u x name” directly to your face and you don’t say something I think that classifies you as a grade A puss. I don’t care if it’s on or off the court you have to respect what Pat said in his interview and let’s not forget the Westbrook incident in Philly.
DJ gonna win 4 in a row
Jeez guys, the match play isn’t that hard to understand.
If you win 4&3 you’re up 4 with 3 to go, so it’s impossible for the other person to win because they can at most win 3 holes but they are down by 4.
If you win 2&1 you’re up 2 with 1 to go, same reasoning.
So much truth in the At Your Desk section.
That is me on so many levels except instead of VICE I’m usually frantically searching for sports bets to throw my paycheck away on.
Went on a bender Friday night doing copious amounts of alcohol and Colombian coffee, left my buddy at the bar to go fuck this whore, end up just getting a hand job with a condom on (wtf), woke up hungover as balls wasted my entire day Saturday and spent Sunday watching sports making bets. Was in the hole about 1.5k until Dustin Johnson blessed me and won the WGC and won me about half back. Went to my weekly poker game telling myself I’d leave at 10pm, but left at 1am, down more money. Now I’m at work running on 5 hours sleep. Dope
My asshole hurt reading this
I’m on Lefty & Paul Casey
DJ is winning it all, dude is too on right now.
Ouch, Woodland W/D so no Rory today
Anas is definitely the worst.. goes from on top of the world to realizing what a mistake he made in a matter of seconds. RIP probably losing his wife, maybe his girlfriend too.
There are always meaningless games between unranked teams before the tournament starts, and on the weekend they always start early. Enjoy the story you chode
It’s a great time to be a degenerate sports gambler
Seriously, most of these are making me feel worse
lmao so true. fuck clubs