Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.
Unsolicited dating advice from your married coworkers. PGP.
Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.
That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.
Tried to impress a girl at the gym…threw my back out
My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP
Last Friday night I ordered checks and went to bed at 10:30. PGP.
Bigger office, same paycheck. PGP.
Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.