Had to use Coinstar to afford two six-packs for the weekend. PGP.

Made a game time decision to wear my “fun” socks to work. Most exciting thing I did all week. PGP.

Got my very own surge protector today. PGP.

Hawaiian shirt day at the office. Not even Steve can ruin this for me today. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

Drake’s perspective of not having any new friends is a lot different from mine. PGP.

There’s been a tupperware of mac ‘n cheese in the break room fridge for at least a month now. PGP.

Considering a job with less pay but a much cooler title. PGP.

Finally typed up my two week notice. Realized I have no idea who it goes to in our company and no one will tell me. I literally cannot quit. PGP.