My boss just said “This is consumer finance, money neve sleeps”. PGP

Ugh. PGP.

Instead of offering a pay raise my boss said “Time for you to find a rich husband”.

I’m trying to be more adventurous this year, so I decided to try hazelnut creamer instead of vanilla.

I must be an asshole for trying to close deals between Christmas and NewYears

Guys, your company gives you free money if you put your paycheck into a 401(k)….being an adult is easy. PGP

Messing with the new guy. PGPM.

No one in my office watches Walking Dead. PGP

“So are you going to propose soon??” PGP

“I’ve gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.” PGPM